Now where was I? Oh right, personal knee-melters.
The Dark Hunter
Best kisser. Best lover. Best husband. Best father. Best friend. Best at everything you can imagine. If you have one, call me so I can kill you for him. No further explanation.
Rating : 11 (Max is 10.)
The Converses
Yes. The guy who wear converses with everything. Converses with jeans. Converses with shorts. Converses with a suit. Converses with a purple shirt. Converses with no shirt. Converses in a birthday suit.
Like I said, the shoes up your awesomeness level to ... Awesome.
Rating : 9.5
The Guy Who Grins Like A Damn Fool
Only if you have perfect teeth sweetheart. Or lips you want to make out with. Or grillz.
Rating : 6
The Guy With Hair Longer Than Yours
This boy has discovered the joys of easy living by growing his hair to its full length. He lives as he likes and does what he wants. I'm not talking about matted hair that hasn't seen water in a month here, I'm talking soft luscious hair you don't mind going to bed with.
Keep it clean, sweetie.
Rating : 7
The Guy With No Hair
Now I'm talking no hair everywhere. It's either they're razor-happy or never had anything to begin with. It's even worse when it grows in patches or even strands you can count. Imagine ladies, for the first time, you can count chest hair.
But I'm not saying we want to date a jungle animal (I've seen a guy with hair on his shoulders and back.) Neither do we want a naked mole rat. Moderation boys, moderation. Let's keep the hair on the head and ... well, other places you wouldn't dare razor.
Rating : 5
The Smart Guy
The guy with the brains. The dude who has made Advanced Calculus their pastime and memorises the world map when he's bored. But he's smart about everything else too. Being street-smart is just as important as anything. Simply putting it : Whether it's pointing out the exact location of Turkmenistan, or spewing out the entire list of the 1982 Grammy winners, he'll defend you in any situation.
Hopefully he knows their female anatomy inside and out too.
Rating : 7
The Guy With Funky Eyes
Green, blue, hazel, grey, or basically a mix of any of those colours could send you flying towards this guy and hanging off his every word. It's true, it's difficult to look away when they're searing through you. But face psychology has documented this : those with eyes of a light brown shade behave as they want, and tend to live a trail of destruction without even knowing they did. Oblivious to their mistakes and hurt they caused others.
Those with dark eyes (of any colour) are loyal and are usually genuine.
No winners in guessing who we should conveniently forget about.
Rating : 7 (but be cautious!)
* It's important not to assume that the eyes determine the only characteristic of the person in face psychology. Other parts of the face may denote a strong sense of truthfulness and sensitivity.
The Guy Made Of Skin and Bones
You can count the bones in his body, just by touch. He is as thin as a stringbean, whether this guy eats or not. No amount of exercise is going to pile flesh onto him because he doesn't have very much to start with. Holding him feels about the same as holding a plank.
Rating : 4
The Lean Guy
Oohwie. Just enough muscles to keep you warm at night. He has a defined body but nothing that looks like it needed steroids. He could walk anywhere sans t-shirt and you wouldn't mind.
Rating : 9.5
The Quiet Guy
He doesn't make a sound . You could talk to him for an hour without him saying anything. Oh, he's listening. It's just that there is nothing that wants to be said. He'd rather just let you talk to your ass off while he listens intently. You don't know if he thinks you have the most amazing voice and would rather you just talk, or thinks you're a windbag and doesn't mind it being let out in his face.
Irritating to an extent. But a mild turn-on I might add. If the guy knows when to shut up, it's a good thing.
Rating : 6.5
And this concludes my entire list of the male species. Yes, it defies stereotypes, but then again - so do I. Hopefully all of you give this a thought, and give them your own rating.
So at least when they come around, you've got them arranged alphabetically, ear-marked, ranked, and ready for use.
Cheers.
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