I Wish He Told Me.

Why it has to be this way.

Speaking of which, I wish Bradley Cooper would tell me what makes me so attracted to him.

He isn't conventionally attractive and he has some pretty terrible angles and yet something about him is so charmingly sexy. So naughty. So I-am-alive-in-this-picture-and-visually-stripping-you. Maybe it's that part Italian in him (and part Irish, for your information.)

I have a thing for Latinos, in case you haven't noticed.

Oh, Jen sweetheart, what have you let go off. He's gone all Renee on you now.

Cheers.